It's me!! Kayden Y. Schmayden, world renowned tomfoolerist and jester. I was born years ago in a fed-operated laboratory, probably covered in green slime (slime funded by the Rothschilds and Nickelodeon).

What do i LIKE??

glad you asked:

• ULTRAKILL!!! (200 hours on record at the time of writing)
• elder scrolls :3
• homestuck
• dialtown
• king gizzard n the lizard wizard